生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕2

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　　史上最逊的文艺复兴集会

　　Worst. renaissance. fair. ever.

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　　别再墨迹了

　　谢尔顿

　　Please let it go, sheldon.

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　　还原历史的准确度也太低了

　　It was rife with historical inaccuracies.

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　　举个例子

　　客栈的女服务生上给我们一大壶蜂蜜酒

　　For example, the tavern girl serving flagons of mead.

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　　她的服装明显是日耳曼式的

　　Her costume was obviously germanic.

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　　但在1487年

　　巴伐利亚纯酿法令

　　But in 1487, the bavarian purity laws,

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　　或者叫"纯度法令"

　　Or "reinheitsgebot,"

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　　严格限制了蜂蜜酒的可用性

　　Severely limited the availability of mead.

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　　最多他们只能用一点调味酒

　　At best, they would have had some sort of spiced wine.

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　　你真是太吹毛求疵了

　　You're nitpicking.

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　　是吗

　　Oh, really?

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　　那我就再来挑一下疵

　　那个酒壶

　　Well here is another nit for you.The flagons

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　　在以前绝对不会是用聚丙烯做的

　　Would not have been made of polypropylene.

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　　文艺复兴集会的重点不是历史准确度有多高

　　Renaissance fairs aren't about historical accuracy.

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　　重点在于把那些在金考公司上班的丰满女孩们带来

　　They're about taking chubby girls who work at kinko's

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　　给她们系上紧身胸衣

　　And lacing them up in corsets so tight

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　　好让她们的波波跳出来和我们说

　　您好

　　Their bosom jumps out and says, "howdy."

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　　十五世纪的胸部不会说

　　您好

　　Bosoms would not have said "howdy" in the 15th century.

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　　如果要说的话

　　也只能是

　　万岁

　　If anything, they would've said, "huzzah."

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　　我才不管波波说什么

　　谢尔顿

　　I don't care what the bosoms say, sheldon.

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　　只要它们在对我说话就好

　　I just want to be part of the conversation.

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　　伙计们

　　Hi, guys.

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　　好像你们刚才去文艺复兴集会了

　　Looks like you've been to the renaissance fair...

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　　我希望是

　　I'm hoping.

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　　文艺复兴集会吗

　　Renaissance fair?

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　　更像是中世纪兼启蒙时代

　　More of a medieval, slash, age of enlightenment,

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　　兼找借口穿遮阴布的集会

　　Slash, any-excuse- to-wear-a-codpiece fair.

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　　好吧

　　随便你

　　Okay, fine, whatever.

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　　伙计们

　　这是我的朋友

　　埃里克

　　You guys, this is my friend eric.

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　　很高兴见到你

　　So, yeah, good to see you.

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　　我也是

　　It's good to see you, too.

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　　我们应该走了

　　We should probably go.

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　　大家再见

　　Bye, guys.

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　　我很喜欢你的帽子

　　I like your hat.

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　　谢谢

　　是我妈做的

　　Thanks, my mom made it.

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　　佩妮有了新男友

　　非常尴尬

　　Penny with a new guy, tres awkward.

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　　没什么尴尬的

　　It wasn't awkward.

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　　不过也不算好玩

　　It wasn't fun.

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　　再说了

　　有什么关系

　　Besides, what's the big deal?

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　　我们约会过

　　然后不约会了

　　事情已经过去了

　　We dated, we stopped dating, and now we're both moving on.

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　　你说过去了的意思

　　By moving on,

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　　是不是指当她和另外一个男人约会的时候

　　Do you mean she's going out with other men

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　　你却整个下午都在

　　And you spent the afternoon

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　　和沃罗威茨做十五世纪的肥皂

　　Making 15th-century soap with wolowitz?

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　　那不是十五世纪的肥皂

　　That was not 15th century soap.

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　　我的天呐

　　那些人必须得学学

　　My god, those people need to learn

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　　不是在一样东西名字前加上"老"字[仿古字]

　　You can't just put "ye olde" in front of anything you want

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　　就能冒充古老的东西了

　　And expect to get away with it.

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　　我们快点进去好吗

　　Can we please just go in?

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　　我的锁子甲被夹在内裤里了

　　My chain mail's stuck in my underwear.

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　　你穿了现代的内裤

　　You're wearing modern underwear?

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　　相对来说是现代的

　　Relatively modern.

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　　干嘛

　　你穿了什么

　　Why, what are you wearing?

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　　我严格遵守历史

　　准确无误地

　　I fashioned historically accurate undergarments

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　　穿着亚麻布内衣

　　Out of linen.

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　　你去买亚麻布了

　　You went out and bought linen?

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　　别傻了

　　我只是借用了你的枕头套

　　Don't be silly-- I borrowed one of your pillowcases.

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　　借用

　　Borrowed?

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　　你们知道吗

　　我很高兴佩妮有了新发展

　　You know what,I'm happy that Penny's moving on.

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　　这样我就可以自由前进了

　　It gives me the freedom to move on myself.

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　　你的意思是你一直以来都在踌躇

　　Are you saying that you've been holding back?

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　　当然

　　Of course.

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　　出于对她的尊敬

　　Out of respect.

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　　那么在佩妮之前的十年你怎么解释

　　So, how do you explain the ten years before penny?

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　　那时候你在尊敬谁

　　Who were you respecting then?

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　　我和很多女人约会过啊

　　Well, I've dated plenty of women.

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　　有乔伊斯·金

　　There was joyce kim...

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　　莱斯利·温克尔

　　Leslie winkle...

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　　通知一下牛津词典的编者

　　Notify the editors of the oxford english dictionary.

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　　"许多"这个词被重新定义为"二个"

　　The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."

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　　去年那个在动漫展里的那个女孩呢

　　What about that girl last year at comic-con?

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　　不算

　　Doesn't count.

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　　为什么

　　Why not?

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　　在动漫展服装扮演里发生的事情

　　What happens in costume at comic-con

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　　只是动漫展的事情

　　Stays at comic-con.

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　　你这样说

　　You're only saying that

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　　只是因为你的那件事

　　Because of what happened to you.

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　　什么事

　　What happened to you?

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　　没什么

　　Nothing happened to me.

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　　这不是你的错

　　拉吉

　　It wasn't your fault, raj.

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　　他只是打扮成了绿色的猎户座女奴

　　He was dressed as a green orion slave girl.

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　　怎么开始说我了

　　How did we get on me?!

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　　我们不是在嘲笑莱纳德吗

　　We were mocking leonard for not moving on.

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　　老兄

　　你完全是在原地踏步啊

　　Dude, you have totally not moved on.

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　　不是这样的

　　Yes, I have.

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　　现在我只需要

　　It's just a matter of actually making

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　　-和别人出去约会而已

　　-谁

　　A date with someone. like who?

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　　乔伊斯·金

　　Well... there's joyce kim.

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　　但她已经叛逃回朝鲜了

　　But she defected back to north korea,

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　　所以在地理上来说有点小困难

　　So that's a little geographically undesirable.

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　　那莱斯利·温克尔呢

　　What about leslie winkle?

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　　-不行

　　-为什么

　　Oh, no. why?

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　　她的研究方法论漏洞百出

　　Her research methodology is sloppy,

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　　她在说圈量子引力论的时候毫无道理的傲慢自大