生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕9

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　　翻译：MADD

　　小蛮腰

　　海因里希

　　Joanna

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　　后期：孤帆

　　时间轴：小e

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　　校对：雨亦奇

　　总监：YY

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　　生活大爆炸

　　第四季第九集

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　　你知道漫画英雄世界里谁最有种吗

　　You know who's gonna be the bravest person in the Marvel Universe?

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　　能给女浩克做比基尼蜜蜡除毛的最有种

　　Whoever has to give She-Hulk a bikini wax.

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　　超英雄

　　绿巨人的表妹

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　　要说有种嘛

　　You want to talk brave,

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　　美国队长那位从墨西哥偷渡过来的园丁怎么样

　　how about Captain America's undocumented Mexican gardener?

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　　超级英雄

　　被视为美国精神的象征

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　　他比不上那个每次办完事后都上厕所的哥们

　　He's not braver than whoever uses the bathroom after The Thing?

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　　果不其然

　　你们又错了

　　As usual, you're all wrong.

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　　漫画英雄世界里最有种的人

　　The bravest person in the Marvel Universe

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　　是那位给金刚狼做前列腺检查的医生

　　is the doctor who gives Wolverine his prostate exam.

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　　那被金刚狼做前列腺检查的哥们儿呢

　　How about the guy who gets a prostate exam from Wolverine?

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　　你这是抬杠吧

　　Now you're just being silly.

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　　金刚狼可从来没表示过

　　Wolverine's never displayed

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　　对帮助他人预防前列腺癌的

　　the slightest interest in helping others

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　　有一点点兴趣

　　prevent prostate cancer.

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　　喂

　　Hello.

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　　对

　　电梯坏掉了

　　Yes, the elevator's out of order;

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　　你得爬楼梯了

　　you'll have to use the stairs.

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　　你当然可以

　　Of course you can.

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　　披萨的历史可以追溯到16世纪

　　Pizza dates back to the 16th century,

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　　可世界上第一部电梯1852年才面世

　　while the first elevator was not installed until 1852.

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　　也就是说在三百多年的时间里

　　That means that for over 300 years,

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　　人们都是爬楼梯送披萨的

　　people carried pizzas up stairs.

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　　请继承这一光荣传统吧

　　Be part of that proud tradition.

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　　趁他往披萨上吐口水的功夫

　　我去叫佩妮过来

　　I'll go get Penny while that guy spits on our food.

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　　你觉得金刚狼是不是有个金刚不坏前列腺呢

　　Do you think they gave Wolverine an adamantium prostate?

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　　这问题真傻逼

　　That's a stupid question.

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　　我们不是在讨论如何检查超级英雄的菊花吗

　　We're having a conversation about probing the heinie of superheroes.

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　　这有什么傻逼的

　　There are no stupid questions.

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　　找谁啊

　　Yes?

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　　哦

　　佩妮在吗

　　Oh, um, is Penny here?

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　　你就是莱纳德

　　对吗

　　You're Leonard, right?

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　　对啊

　　Yeah.

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　　妈的

　　终于见到你了

　　小子

　　Damn, it's good to finally meet you, son.

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　　有谁能给我补充点背景知识吗

　　Okay, I think a bit of context here might help.

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　　嗨

　　莱纳德

　　你见过我爸爸了

　　Oh, hey, Leonard. I see you met my dad.

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　　哇

　　好了

　　Oh, good.

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　　背景清楚了

　　Context.

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　　进来吧

　　伙计

　　Come on in, buddy.

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　　进来坐会儿

　　Take a load off.

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　　老爸

　　莱纳德没时间

　　Oh, gee, Dad, Leonard can't stay.

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　　他只是顺道来打招呼的

　　He just dropped by to say hello.

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　　谢谢你过来

　　亲爱的

　　Thanks for stopping by, sweetie.

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　　咱俩回聊

　　I'll see you later.

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　　拜

　　Bye.

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　　真诡异

　　That was odd.

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　　你确定这点儿漫画书就够了吗

　　Are you sure you have enough comics?

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　　到时候你可得守12个小时的望远镜

　　You're going to be monitoring the telescope for 12 hours,

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　　而据我估算你挑的这些书

　　and by my estimate, you've only selected

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　　只够看7个小时的

　　seven hours of reading material.

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　　我还算上了

　　That's even factoring in

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　　你纠结美国漫画书里这些俚语的时间

　　your difficulty in parsing American comic book idioms

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　　比如"嘭"

　　"唰"

　　like "Bamf!" and "Snikt!"

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　　他这算种族歧视吗

　　Is that racist?

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　　我觉得挺像的

　　It feels racist.

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　　别太敏感了

　　Don't be oversensitive.

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　　他是说你文盲

　　又不是说印度人都文盲

　　He's calling you illiterate, not your race.

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　　哦

　　那就好

　　Oh, okay. Good.

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　　我不用再挑漫画书了

　　I don't need more comics.

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　　霍华德到时候会过来

　　我们会一起玩

　　Howard's gonna stop by, we're gonna play

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　　星际战舰和印度大富翁

　　Intergalactic Battleship and Indian Monopoly.

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　　我可不喜欢大富翁的新版本

　　I don't care for novelty editions of Monopoly.

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　　我更喜欢经典的

　　普通版的和克林贡版的

　　I prefer the classics: regular and Klingon.

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　　其实印度大富翁

　　Actually, Indian Monopoly's

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　　和普通版差不多

　　只是钱变成了卢比

　　just like regular, except the money's in rupees,

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　　酒店变成了呼叫中心而已

　　instead of hotels you build call centers,

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　　如果你抽机会卡

　　有可能死于痢疾

　　and when you pick a Chance card, you might die of dysentery.

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　　顺便告诉你

　　Just FYI,

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　　这才叫种族歧视

　　that was racist.

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　　你们肯定猜不到刚才发生了什么

　　You'll never guess what just happened.

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　　你走在去门厅的路上

　　You went out in the hallway,

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　　一不小心跌进了异次元空间之门

　　stumbled into an interdimensional portal

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　　来到了5000年后的未来

　　which brought you 5,000 years into the future,

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　　然后你在那里利用当时的先进技术

　　where you took advantage of the advanced technology

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　　造了一架时间机器

　　现在你是回来

　　to build a time machine, and now you're back

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　　接我们去7010年

　　to bring us all with you to the year 7010

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　　那时候我们就能被派到飞海豚利用通灵术

　　where we are transported to work at the Thinkatorium

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　　控制的思维水族馆工作了

　　by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?

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　　错

　　No.

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　　佩妮刚才吻了我

　　Penny kissed me.

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　　这怎么猜得出来

　　Well, who would ever guess that?

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　　是

　　是哪种吻啊

　　What-what kind of a kiss?

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　　长吻啊

　　嘴对嘴的

　　A big kiss. On the mouth.

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　　会不会是她本来想吻你的脸的

　　Is it possible that she was going for your cheek

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　　结果你的脸一偏她就亲到嘴唇了

　　and you moved and she accidentally got lip?

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　　我跟我妈经常这样

　　That happens with me and my mom all the time.

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　　她跟她老爸介绍了我

　　She introduced me to her father,

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　　吻完我以后就当我面把门关了