双语爆笑:20句哭笑不得的临终遗言
The deathbed can lead people to speak with great honesty and,inmany cases, humor. This is a list of 20 last words byfamouspeople。
人之将死，其言也真，有时候还会带点幽默。以下是20位名人的临终遗言。
1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose。
原谅我，先生。我不是故意这样做的。
Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally steppedonthe foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine。
出自： 玛丽安托瓦内特王后，她上断头台的时候，不小心踩了刽子手一脚。
2. I cant sleep
我睡不着。
Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
出自： J. M. 巴里，彼得潘的作者。
3. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis。
我永远不该把苏格兰威士忌换成马蒂尼酒。
Said by: Humphrey Bogart
出自：亨弗莱鲍嘉
4. I am about to or I am going to die: either expressioniscorrect。
我马上就要或者说我即将死去了：这两种表达方式都是正确的。
Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
出自： 多米尼克鲍赫斯，法国著名文法学者
5. I live!
我还活着!
Said by: Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by hisownsoldiers。
出自： 罗马教皇，当时他被自己的士兵所杀。
6. DammitDont you dare ask God to help me。
该死的你怎么不敢求上帝来帮帮我?
Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began toprayaloud。
出自： 琼克劳馥，当她的女管家开始大声祈祷上帝的时候，她如是说。
7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out
我感到不知所措。撒旦逃走了。
Said by: Aleister Crowley - famous occultist
出自：亚历斯特克劳利著名神秘学者
8. Now why did I do that?
那么我为什么那么做呢?
Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a windowinLisbon, Portugal in 1813。
出自： 威廉欧斯金，当他于1813年从葡萄牙里斯本的一个窗户跳下去之后。
9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline fortomorrowspaper? French Fries!
嗨，伙计们!明天的报纸头条这样写怎样：法式炸薯条!
Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced totheelectric chair. He shouted these words to mrs of the press whowereto witness his execution。
出自：詹姆斯弗兰彻，杀人犯，他被终身判决为上电椅死刑。他对亲见他受刑的媒体人员说出了这句话。
10. Bugger Bognor
The deathbed can lead people to speak with great honesty and,inmany cases, humor. This is a list of 20 last words byfamouspeople。
人之将死，其言也真，有时候还会带点幽默。以下是20位名人的临终遗言。
1. Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose。
原谅我，先生。我不是故意这样做的。
Said by: Queen Marie Antoinette after she accidentally steppedonthe foot of her executioner as she went to the guillotine。
出自： 玛丽安托瓦内特王后，她上断头台的时候，不小心踩了刽子手一脚。
2. I cant sleep
我睡不着。
Said by: J. M. Barrie, author of Peter Pan
出自： J. M. 巴里，彼得潘的作者。
3. I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis。
我永远不该把苏格兰威士忌换成马蒂尼酒。
Said by: Humphrey Bogart
出自：亨弗莱鲍嘉
4. I am about to or I am going to die: either expressioniscorrect。
我马上就要或者说我即将死去了：这两种表达方式都是正确的。
Said by: Dominique Bouhours, famous French grammarian
出自： 多米尼克鲍赫斯，法国著名文法学者
5. I live!
我还活着!
Said by: Roman Emperor, as he was being murdered by hisownsoldiers。
出自： 罗马教皇，当时他被自己的士兵所杀。
6. DammitDont you dare ask God to help me。
该死的你怎么不敢求上帝来帮帮我?
Said by: Joan Crawford to her housekeeper who began toprayaloud。
出自： 琼克劳馥，当她的女管家开始大声祈祷上帝的时候，她如是说。
7. I am perplexed. Satan Get Out
我感到不知所措。撒旦逃走了。
Said by: Aleister Crowley - famous occultist
出自：亚历斯特克劳利著名神秘学者
8. Now why did I do that?
那么我为什么那么做呢?
Said by: General William Erskine, after he jumped from a windowinLisbon, Portugal in 1813。
出自： 威廉欧斯金，当他于1813年从葡萄牙里斯本的一个窗户跳下去之后。
9. Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline fortomorrowspaper? French Fries!
嗨，伙计们!明天的报纸头条这样写怎样：法式炸薯条!
Said by: James French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced totheelectric chair. He shouted these words to mrs of the press whowereto witness his execution。
出自：詹姆斯弗兰彻，杀人犯，他被终身判决为上电椅死刑。他对亲见他受刑的媒体人员说出了这句话。
10. Bugger Bognor
